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posted by osmosis_bin_lederhosen at Saturday, November 01, 2008
201 Comments:
Once again I have to apologize for my TARDiness...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
lmao you got talent anon poet
11/01/2008 04:14:00 AM
seraphimchad: Aqua..mein baby is doing good
seraphimchad: he is holding his wee wee until I get home
seraphimchad: and not dropping deuces and stuff in his cage
seraphimchad: me is proud
james_lee451: look like it be me and the two house going to church on sunday
what a fucking idiot
this is so funny..
cats5403: I've got hemorroids by the dozens, hemorroids I can count. Every day my hemorroids give me quite a shout
personal I recommend preparation "H "
for my roid problems
Where da fuck is da Octobah dumbass. I gotta read up on da final days of da bullsheet.
crystal_rayne_starr: educated_lady_0202 I will puke my guts out if McCain't is elected!!
educated_lady_0202: good crystal dear....just make sure the bag is big enough....lol
educated_lady_0202: well I won't wish that on her max.,...,,.although seeing her puke her gutts out in defeat will be fun....lol
dems removed octobahs dumbass coz da posts makes da monkey outta osmo an corpse. lmfao
Y’awll know fools like SammY and Renee
Always in chat 24 hours a day
No real ids cuz dem is chicken
It be osmos shit stinkin ass dems lickin
And corpseys 2inch schlong wat smell like cheese
So much for dem two hoes on der knees
bufftailed_bumblebee: never take scripture out of context, read the whole pericope
LMFAO
ane1 else see wuts wrong with that statement? LMFAO belleas trying so fucking hard to be smart. What a fucking dumbass it really is. Quit tryin to look like u know shit, bellea. CIA knows the meaning of the word, u heard it from him but ur useage of it is all fucking wrong. You mongol
dems removed octobahs dumbass coz da posts makes da monkey outta osmo an corpse. lmfao
11/02/2008 05:09:00 AM
lol dats fuh shaw dem two ass lickas.
yawn
zorpet2050: I wonmder how obama will cope with the black "help" in the whitehouse ?
quinlan31: sess, why assume all "help" in the whitehouse is black?
zorpet2050: maybe hes gonna sack them all and get white help in hahahhaha
zorpet2050: i did not assume ALL help in whitehouse is black but ive seen the black help on tv
quinlan31: sess, and tv is an accurate portrayal of "everything"?
aqs_a_question: THEY MUST HAVE DIFFERENT WHITE HOUSE COVERAGE IN THE UK
quinlan31: aqua, apparently
zorpet2050: so you have never had a job outside the home since you married quinlan ? thaT RIGHT ?
quinlan31: sess, no, that is not right, your point?
zorpet2050: JUST WONDERED
quinlan31: you wondered for a reason
zorpet2050: REASON : YOU FASCINATE THE SHIT OUTTA ME QUINLAN
yawn
11/02/2008 03:08:00 PM
Go ter sleep yah fuck head
AnonymASS: 11/01/2008 11:07:00 PM
AnonymASS: 11/02/2008 05:09:00 AM
AnonymASS: 11/02/2008 02:17:00 PM
There was corruption in the date field of the October 2008 date field, this prevented both options to display.
Display and allow.
Display Don Not Allow.
Resetting the release date from 09/30/2008 to 10/01/2008 corrected the problem.
So unlike MONGS like you, I have a life outside of this amusment.
Later Tard.
BTW...
The tard that posted the pathetic last couple of comments for October...........
HAHAHAHA no wonder you're not signing yer name to 'em, they are so ridiculously inept and void of any real humor, please lift yer game to the low levels of The Dumpsta.
I expect you to comply immediately now jump biatch!
zorpet2050: REASON : YOU FASCINATE THE SHIT OUTTA ME QUINLAN
rofl sess, goodonyer
dontbe_naive: thats funny cats, when rational thinking psycho theripists determin my mind rational aboe the rational.....sorry folks I couldn't resist posting this..this ought to qualify for the dumbass post of the year.....
dems removed octobahs dumbass coz da posts makes da monkey outta osmo an corpse. lmfao
11/02/2008 05:09:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Awwwww sup' ya little wanktard?
'Yo misses de Dumbass posts?
ROFLMFAO..
lOSERY HOMO :))
Theys back, now..
So you can continue with yer life :))
c02P__
Theys back, now..
So you can continue with yer life :))
c02P__
roflmfao. u fucking pathetic asshole,, lmao, ya just couldnt wait ta tell me? hahahahahaha ffs u really need me here dontcha? wankers, lmao
Lil Corpse ‘as da 2 inch shlong
Him whip it out, to get it on
him get freaky wiv shims dicky
Went to sammY for a quickie
She say no enuff der for me to lickie
cats5403: they do not have Dr Pepper in the UK
the fuckin SQUAW squawkin shit as fuckin per. When u know shit, open yer stoopid mouth cats, till then STFU. We,ve had dr pep in the UK for fuckin decades, ya cunt
cats5403: belle, Dr Pepper is a soda pop
ffs it gets fuckin beter. bellea says shes never heard of dr pepper? WTF? this cunt sez its got kids, FFS DR PEP IS RITE NEXT TO THE FUCKIN LEMONADE AND COKE. DO U EVER FUCKIN GO TO SAINSBURYS, YA CUNT?
YER A FUCKIN LYIN FUCKWIT
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: and my family's role as supporters and protectors of the Russian Royal Family
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: poh you have issues with a name work on that
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: you are too immersed into chat strangers it can't be healthy
vengeful_poh19: You've justified the spelling issue......which means you are an egomaniac....
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: no I justified it because you didn't have a clue about what you were talking about as usual poh
vengeful_poh19: Nope, I know the word I wanted--you just can't admit your egomania...
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: so please next time you want to pick apart someone's chat name for you jolly's at least be right
vengeful_poh19: well you go on over to Petro'grad or Moscvah or wherever and say it like you spell it, you'll get some laughs sure as shit...
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: poh we can all be wrong in life just get used to it and move on
vengeful_poh19: that you are an egomaniac crazy enough to claim to be the next Tsar of All The Russia's---this is bad on ME, how?
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: its just a chat name not an claim to thrown
tsesarevich_yosef_nikolaevich: I am a chat stranger poh move on now little fella
vengeful_poh19: . o O ( He forgets, I'm the one who moves people on OUT of here
uncle_lucy_sir: I want to be the next mother teresa....only with lace garters
lucy don't forget you also need the padded cell
aqs_a_question: oh man i think i pulled my jaw out moving furniture
aqs_a_question: and NO not with my teeth
trachcare: aqua, if you hold a leather chew in your mouth when you are straining.....
dontbe_naive: my penis goes limp when you people get stupid
uncle_lucy_sir: you hold all my life in yur hand
uncle_lucy_sir: and when i hear yur voice calling me.....
uncle_lucy_sir: I will follow
uncle_lucy_sir: yes Ill follow
uncle_lucy_sir: becuz
uncle_lucy_sir: I am Yours
uncle_lucy_sir: baptise me in yur luff
uncle_lucy_sir: take the fire from the altar
uncle_lucy_sir: let it touch my lips
uncle_lucy_sir: and consume the darkness around me
uncle_lucy_sir: I am yours
uncle_lucy_sir: holds arms out
uncle_lucy_sir: puts my arms around pohs neck
vengeful_poh17: puts his arms around lucy's SLENDER waist...
vengeful_poh17: you are special, yanno that?
uncle_lucy_sir: yeah?
uncle_lucy_sir: like how?
uncle_lucy_sir: say sweet things...
vengeful_poh17: Like how are you special?
uncle_lucy_sir: yeah
vengeful_poh17: Yer eye, looking thru the sniper scope....
THAT
uncle_lucy_sir: you are a part of me
uncle_lucy_sir: of what I do and who I am
uncle_lucy_sir: all my impurities are right here on my sleeve
vengeful_poh17: If I wanted your impurities, I'd make you more impure...waggles eyebrows
uncle_lucy_sir: I wonder if Im ready to be alone
uncle_lucy_sir: I cry just like everybody else
uncle_lucy_sir: but in private so no one sees or hears
uncle_lucy_sir: maybe I dream too much
uncle_lucy_sir: but when I think of you
uncle_lucy_sir: I long to feel yur touch
uncle_lucy_sir: to whisper in yur ear
uncle_lucy_sir: words old as time
uncle_lucy_sir: only you would hear
uncle_lucy_sir: I wish I could go back tot he very first day I saw you
uncle_lucy_sir: shouldve made my move
uncle_lucy_sir: when you looked in my eyes
uncle_lucy_sir: and id whisper as I lie here by yur side
uncle_lucy_sir: I
uncle_lucy_sir: Love
uncle_lucy_sir: YOU
uncle_lucy_sir: please say you love me
uncle_lucy_sir: too
vengeful_poh17: I love you, okay?grinz
vengeful_poh17: . o O ( you think I'll chicken out on ya? )
vengeful_poh17: Oh you are a temptress, my fluff-lufff...
ROFLMFAO .. FLUFF LUFF
vengeful_poh17: she handles the turds with style and grace, my lucita does....I'm very proud of her aplomb and ladylike conduct...
WTF Ladylike conduct??? HAHAHAHAHA Ladylike conduct in which she talks about her bodily functions and other gross things that come out of her stupid mouth ... Gag me with a spoon ROTFLMAO
Turd corpse got a bit of a stutter
when he tripped and fell into da gutter
and da heat from the sun
Burned a hole in his bum
And melted his bollocks like butter
haw haw
seraphimchad: why do you all see Makabe and his tramp ofa wife
quinlan31: chad, why do they see woodstock?
quinlan31: it amazes me
omiljen: what's wrong with Mak and Tsu Chad?
seraphimchad: after tsunami talked shit about my kide
omiljen: ahhh ok Chad
seraphimchad: that woman can burn in hades
cats5403: one thing is certain, no one will ever live to see an American Indian elected as President
cats5403: ali, I think oabma's mother's second husband was nigerian
u stupid idiot squaw, cats 5403. he was indonesian u illiterate biatch. learn ur history b4 u try 2 squawk about politics. nobody wants u sub standard injuns in the white house, dont be so fucking dumb
franky_mc_cain: MC CAIN GO MC CAIN WE LOVE YOU
franky_mc_cain: We love you MC CAIN NO OBAMA
captcomment: that would make a good political cartoon, a caricature of obama scrubbing floors grinning from ear to ear: servant of the people
monicajean37: capt it would NEVER Happen
captcomment: cuz i dont work at the paper mon
aqs_me_a_question: WOW TALK ABOUT NIGGAR HATER UNDERTONES SHEESH
ohiocatholic: A my state, as well as ANY person in America that voted for that asshat shows that THEY have no fiber w/in them of any semblance of morals
noachbenyisrael7: you voted for a losing candidate get over it
zorpet2050: elmo I used to give regular donations every month to oxfam ande the society to prevent cruelty to children etcd but I had to stop because I just don t think the money gets through to those who need it
franky_mc_cain: Sess I may be wrong But I got the feeling someone stole all your money
noachbenyisrael7: so now the super wealthy can get taxed and learn to live modestly
elmo6473: noa,, the rich pay mor in taxes than you can imagine and most give more to charity than you will ever earn. your opinion on the rich is biased
noachbenyisrael7: it's is time for the poor to be raised up
noachbenyisrael7: and the rich to be brought down low
elmo6473: noa,, realize that some of these rich don;t want to live "modestly". they will fire people like you in order to keep their life style and pay the taxes
noachbenyisrael7: most of the rich are LAZY
noachbenyisrael7: they sit on their butts typing
noachbenyisrael7: and get coffee for the boss
noachbenyisrael7: and getting commision fees
elmo6473: noa,, where did you get that violin
noachbenyisrael7: well i am sorry i don't have time at work to be on the chat rooms morning, noon and night at my job
noachbenyisrael7: and get paid to sit on my ass and chat in a chat room 24/7
noachbenyisrael7: when i go to work i work
elmo6473: noa,,, find a better job
noachbenyisrael7: and the rich bastards can't handle my like of work
noachbenyisrael7: elmo i go to work to work
noachbenyisrael7: not sit on my ass
elmo6473: noa,, so do I
noachbenyisrael7: and get paid for nothing
noachbenyisrael7: elmo you are here 24/7
zorpet2050: well done lennon - i cant stand popl in chatrooms boasting that they are using the boss's time and money to do nothing but waste time in chat
noachbenyisrael7: you are supposedly at work but in a chat room the entire time
noachbenyisrael7: that to me is no diffrent then welfare or a hand out
elmo6473: noa, my job consists of sitting in front of a computer. it affords me time to be in here
zorpet2050: exactly right lennon
zorpet2050: it is stealing money from the boss
elmo6473: noa,, you don't like it,,, iggy me. makes no difference to me. my work gets done at the end of the day
noachbenyisrael7: so you sit on your butt all day and make hundreds
noachbenyisrael7: at my work i don't get to sit down
noachbenyisrael7: and you do production work
noachbenyisrael7: no computers there period
elmo6473: noa,,,, finda better job. you have a college degree, don;t you?
noachbenyisrael7: elmo no i don't.....and i like my job
elmo6473: noa,, then quit complaining
noachbenyisrael7: apparently i was raised diffrent....work is what makes a man and a productive citizen
noachbenyisrael7: elmo....then shut up about your damn taxes
noachbenyisrael7: go get some coffee for the boss or something
noachbenyisrael7: and go get some kneepads
elmo6473: noa,,,, there goes that talk I expect from a godless man
elmo6473: such vulgarity
aqs_a_question: i am not at all surprised at the behavior of these goooooooooooooooooood christians and their out and out hate of the nig
aqs_a_question: THE NIG HATERS SHOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB OF GETTING THEIR CO-KKK BUDDIES TO VOTE
like cc
deeevadxb: the only bigotry i see here are the ones instigated by the 3 witches
deeevadxb: there are 3 senior witches
deeevadxb: and 3 understudies
vengeful_poh17: am I gonna have to blast me a fucking steelersfaggit THIS soon?
non_believah: faggit...lol..who says faggit unless you're missing a front tooth or two?
vengeful_poh17: And yes I have no front teeth, which proves what believah_faggit?
crystal_rayne_starr: steelerspgh1 I am a perfectly normal well-educated PERSON.......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
franky_mc_cain: You are a living Sperm, brother !!!
captain_moroni_rules: franky I used to be surprised when strangers asked me about my underwear, but now I assume this is just out of healthy curiosity. It is healthy, right
he asks frank what's healthy?
LOL
franky_mc_cain: The Mexican government confiscated the biggest kind of group of people with silver guns gold guns and around 500,000 bullets of different calibers
jus_1ae_noctis: franky, silver bullets? vampires?
aqs_me_a_question: I DONT EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND THAT
aqs_me_a_question: IS THAT "TONGUE"?
cialovesyou: aqs>he means you , you home-wrecking nutcase
captcomment: ppl who **** where they eat never know when to use their napkins
aqs_me_a_question: Botter A term used to describe someone (usually male) who is being down right pathetic and just won't shut up.
aqs_me_a_question: well bad news aq...you wont be rewarded in any life for not writing off money you dont spend
aqs_me_a_question: WHAT A WAY TO RESPOND TO ME NOT PUTTING DONATIONS ON OUR TAX RETURNS
captcomment: it had nothing to do with that jackass, but when you make the statement that legally writing off donations is "contradictory to charity"...you get what you got
aqs_me_a_question: CAPT YOU MAKE AN ASSUMPTION CHARITY IS NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARDS, AS IF YOU EVER GIVE A DAMN THING AWAY
aqs_me_a_question: CAPT YOU HAD A SHITFIT OVER OUR DONATIONS NOT GOING ON TAX RETURNS.
aqs_me_a_question: well bad news aq...you wont be rewarded in any life for not writing off money you dont spend
captcomment: ok think that
aqs_me_a_question: GOOD CATHOLIC TEACHINGS. ONLY GIVE CHARITY IF YOU ARE ON THE RECORDS TO BE REWARDED
captcomment: save the dumb cuntery for another time
captcomment: its old already
aqs_me_a_question: CAPT YOU SAID IT; I GUESS YOU ARE THE CUNT
aqs_me_a_question: IT WAS YOUR POST
ryan_vukmanovic: finds Mother Teresa's head in his fridge along with other worthless Albanians*
vengeful_poh29: Night my flufff-lufff!
dontbe_naive: comeer hun lemmee masage that stiffy
dontbe_naive: oops
dontbe_naive: lemee restate that
dontbe_naive: came out rong
11/11/2008 01:10:00 AM
ryan_vukmanovic a/k/a serbian poet and other stupid nics is an insignificant little hate monger as we can see by his comment about Mother Theresa, it's a shame he has hate for this lovely woman and Saint as she only would have shown love to him
bufftailed_bumblebee: the threat is the third one saved, we shall see what more comes
bufftailed_bumblebee: seems like i shall get a dossier here
bufftailed_bumblebee: insane or not, naïve is not threatening people in here
bufftailed_bumblebee: I will get him banned
bufftailed_bumblebee: I will get others to do a shift and take notes
HAHAHAHAHA dossiers, do shifts, take notes? lmao the silly cunt BELLEA GETS DUMBASS STAR OF DA WEEK
lol Anon 11/11/2008 12:26:00 PM Bell seems 2 forget its chat lmao. She thinks anyone takes her seriously lmao, thats wuts so damn funny hahaha
that morons like belle take chat so fucking seriously is unbelievable. i stand corrected, shes english and mentally retarded, it lives in chat so its her whole life and she believes it poor fucker dont know how stoopid it looks
LOL belles turned into quin. She's holding people accountable, lmao. Yahoo must be laughing their asses off at her ROFLMAO
crystal_rayne_starr: seraphimchad It's now legal for us to get married in CONN.
only_one_0043: crystal: who is "we"
crystal_rayne_starr: only_one_0043 Chad and me.
seraphimchad: crystal...my family has one rule
seraphimchad: only one beotch per house
bufftailed_bumblebee: I will get others to do a shift and take notes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maxwell_will_kick_yo_ass: lucys bored with poh and her bf shupac dosent come around much anymore and don'tbe is mad at her
belleatchantry: but I saw sean in from russia with love and I thought if only i was born thirty years ago
ROFLMFAO
noachbenyisrael7: *** Buttinzki will be ignored. will never hear his whines and cries....sexual predator
noachbenyisrael7: lost his marriage for an internet girl
buttinzki: noah, yeah, it figures
buttinzki: now wonder everyone rushes to your defense, noah.. not
kentuckypeg2004: I cannot believe what I see when I take the dog a walk
maraleah_catholic_christian: The hind end of the dog kypeg?
stuffed_bears: well, that's not pleasant
kentuckypeg2004: no,much more interesting
kentuckypeg2004: My neighbor possibly cheating
buttinzki: details, Peg
buttinzki: are the curtains drawn?
buttinzki: get out the binoculars, Peg.
buttinzki: or use your zoom on your camcorder
kentuckypeg2004: nope not snooping
buttinzki: maybe it is the cia, Peg.
paul_lima582001: well i'm going to watch some jewist porn on Jewtube the porn version
kentuckypeg2004: buttin,they were sitting on the steps to the deck,now they are gone
buttinzki: peg.. were they acting like lovebirds?
kentuckypeg2004: He is ugly
kentuckypeg2004: Is holding hands innocent?
Holding hands is innocent unless of cause your are in the middle of fucking ..then I would have my doubts
11/14/2008 07:36:00 PM
does Gladys Kravitz ring a bell?
noachbenyisrael7: you laid on your desk and whined, cried, sniffled, and held unto the mic and fell asleep mumbling lucy's name
noachbenyisrael7: and were too busy wanking over the keyboard to go and take your medicine
noachbenyisrael7: went on for a month
buttinzki: like I said, Noah, if one time youi'd treated me like a decent human being, I'd rush to your defense.. But you never gave me the time of day.
noachbenyisrael7: and you are still the butt of everyone's jokes
noachbenyisrael7: and trust me...no one likes you
noachbenyisrael7: they just humour you
buttinzki: you are fast replacing me, in that case noah, and you're dead wrong.
noachbenyisrael7: everyone in pm tells me you are sick
carolus_stanislaus: butt, that's not true, we like you fine
noachbenyisrael7: and they hate you
noachbenyisrael7: sure syd you sure do
maraleah_catholic_christian: I like you, butt.
noachbenyisrael7: because he backs you
buttinzki: Noah.. lol that is not what the pm's told me
noachbenyisrael7: syd you are the only one
maxima_guy: lots of sick people here, in body & mind
noachbenyisrael7: no one else likes him
maraleah_catholic_christian: But then, I love everyone.
buttinzki: thank you Mara
noachbenyisrael7: and no one really likes you either
noachbenyisrael7: they think you are a nazi
carolus_stanislaus: lots of people like butt just fine, everybody has a bad time, even you noah
stuffed_bears: (sounds like the schoolyard playground)
kentuckypeg2004: Man what a louse,ruining a marriage for an internet partner
buttinzki: my marriage is better than most at 22 years, thanks
buttinzki: my wife and I get along famously
Turd corpse got a bit of a stutter
when he tripped and fell into da gutter
and da heat from the sun
Burned a hole in his bum
And melted his bollocks like butter
Lil Corpse ‘as da 2 inch shlong
Him whip it out, to get it on
him get freaky wiv shims dicky
Went to sammY for a quickie
She say no enuff der for me to lickie
Lil Corpse ‘as da 2 inch shlong
Him whip it out, to get it on
him get freaky wiv shims dicky
Went to sammY for a quickie
She say no enuff der for me to lickie
vengeful_poh29: SMOOCHES lucita.......I are sorry we had spattage, earlier...
c02p024710n_51n: spottage...hahahahaa is that like period stains?
kernal_panik: we had spattage?
vengeful_poh29: I started to go off on mysticalsister2003 with a Pulp Fiction thang, but then-----why?
kernal_panik: I used to use marykay...
thought she never wore make up?
lucyfurlives: MY boss and four members of alpha sang me a christmas song .....I can hardly wait for this years song
lucyfurlives: I bought mink earplugs just for the occasion
what an idiot!
lucyfurlives: Okay Im out...Im going tot he beach and get sand in my crack...
vengeful_poh29: Bye, my love...
vengeful_poh29: get lots of sand in your crack...
bufftailed_bumblebee: angels always were, they are not made#
rosacanis2: Turd corpse got a bit of a stutter
when he tripped and fell into da gutter
and da heat from the sun
Burned a hole in his bum
And melted his bollocks like butter
=========================
rosacanis
gotta 20 foot anus
fulla pox and gayness
The little faggot bends and blows
for all the prison homo's
Mouth of cum
and a botty thats full
of nigger inmates penis drool
The little bitch can't get enough
can you, my little fluff luff.
Corp__
What did lucy ever do to anyone? I dont see her bash many.
To the person that said angels always were, they were never made, you should learn b4 you speak
"Thou hast made him (man) a little' less than the angels" (Ps., viii, 6). They, equally with man, are created beings; "praise ye Him, all His angels: praise ye Him, all His hosts... for He spoke and they were made, He commanded and they were created" (Ps., cxlviii, 2, 5; Col., i, 16, 17). That the angels were created was laid down in the Fourth Lateran Council (1215).
It was bellea who said angels always were,and were never made. british bitches act like know-it-alls, but know fuck-all.
Corpse da tard as a secret tattoo
On eez arse, painted bright pink and blue
small muscles, small brain
heem call heemself Jane
So dat him an hims daddy can screw
Lol Corp, love the limerick, certainly shows up the other retard whose total lack of education and talent either posts limericks made up by others or makes up its own with grade 3 garbage. Keep em coming corp!!
Angels were the first created//made intellectual beings in the Universe, they were created/made before man, so were always there and will always be there. There have been no more angels made/created and the idea that when humans die they become angels is erroneous, we are completely different beings. So, angels always were, and none have been made/created since the beginning of the universe.
Sure anon, everyone but the retards knew what bellea meant, they get half a conversation and think they know it all, boy do some people need a life. And if they miss the conversation they just join the hate bandwagon.
11/18/2008 03:36:00 AM
errrrrrmmmmm dat wozzen corpse wot posted da limerick ya dozey cunt. it were me. An corpses efforts at limericks aint anywhere to be seen, ya fuckwit. hes fuckin lame
Osmo finks corpso eez nice
Eez fucked zee fat retard twice
Den his momma done said
E eez stayin een bed
Him no use wiv eez pubic lice
suck on it, cunt ,,,,ROFLMFAO
11/18/2008 03:41:00 AM
Angels were created. end of story
only God always was. not angels. idiots
sammY shee likes to eet shit
From da crack where corpse ass does da split
when eez butt cheeks does part
Ee lets out a fart
An ee puts a cherry on da top of eet
11/18/2008 03:36:00 AM
anon corp didnt write that you moron
it shows up that youre a retard with a total lack of education and talent. wheres your attempt at limericks then? asswipe keep yer stupidity coming hahahaha
an ole abbo by name of sammee
a peculiar feeling had she
she lay on her back
opened her crack
and covered the ceiling in pee
c02p024710n_51n: i had all the ingredience and simon and nigel watched
ingredience LMAO
Vagina Pohng wore a thong and star jumped his way through the day.
His Butt did eat that thong so sweet and he coughed it up without delay.
The stupid fuck was hard of luck and buckled to his yearning.
He ate that thong as he played with his prong and chuckled over not learning.
Poor pattern of formation of words and phrases. 1/10 go to the back of the class and stop doing your stupid big bros homework. ROFLMFAO
Osmo, a reTURD from tex-ass
left a stinkin big shit on da grass
den corpse came along
ee dipped in eez schlong
an shoved it in bawk bawks fat ass
11/18/2008 06:42:00 AM
lame
11/18/2008 03:36:00 AM
Actually i did write that, you faggot ho
My names is signed to it, as usual...unlike yers...
What yer takin da accolades for it now?
You cunts get more idiotic by the day
Corp__
An Oscar Wilde, i am not
but yards ahead of this gorilla snot
It tries to be a man, up front
but all it does is look like a cunt
The pathetic Diarretic sings it's song
suckin' da sav, like a good little Mong!
Slurping another prison prong!
Try some more there nancy jane
The Corporation wins again.
Corp__
Anonymous said...
Corpse da tard as a secret tattoo
On eez arse, painted bright pink and blue
small muscles, small brain
heem call heemself Jane
So dat him an hims daddy can screw
11/18/2008 03:26:00 AM
Anonymous said...
Lol Corp, love the limerick, certainly shows up the other retard whose total lack of education and talent either posts limericks made up by others or makes up its own with grade 3 garbage. Keep em coming corp!!
11/18/2008 03:36:00 AM
ROFLMFAO corpse. You wrote dat you ave small muscles and de small brain? hahahahahahahaha yer riiiiiite. Wheres ya poem them oscar, lmfao
11/18/2008 01:00:00 PM
lmfao, pathetic attempt, ROFLMFAO, croc of shit, lmfao
Anonymous said...
Lol Corp, love the limerick,
Anonymous, ya dozey cunt. That wasnt a fuckin limerick ya ignorant mongol. Go educate yerself,, idiot
You lose each time you open yer trap
with more 3rd grade childish crap
Go blow bubbas nuts
and give yerself 12 uppercuts
I could go on, but this is lame
you fucktards can't lift yer game.
Corp__
If poetry is just a game
Your efforts here are more than lame
And as for lifting it, what’s more
Your level stays upon the floor
Thus if you’re looking for success
Raise your standards from the mess
You presently find yourself in
And give it to me, on the chin
An uppercut here, a left jab there
If your words hurt me, I’ll be fair
And admit it here upon the page
Until that time I’ll stay on stage
So now adieu, good luck dear corpse
I await your awe inspiring thoughts
I can't be fucked, ya boring cunt!
c02p__
roflmao, ya just cant. All ya have is cussin, ya moron
haw haw
sammY had a little pain it started in her tummy
it traveled down her intestines and landed in her bummy
she crossed her legs and held it in, her face screwed up in pain
she held her breath then let it out, then held it in again
60 years of holding farts, sure helped her anal muscle
but on this day, as is the way, her asshole won the tussle
then with a mighty blast as her liquid shit released
her anal sphincter grinned at corpse, get ready for the feast
and lying underneath the old hags legs spread open wide
he made just like a goldfish as the crap all poured inside
he licked his lips, he licked hers too and when she was crap free
corpse wiped the edges of his mouth and cried, now for a cup of pee
11/19/2008 04:23:00 PM that was like a child wrote it.
dontbe.naive: tge answer is in the scred warrior man boy love club
man /boy love club WTF !!!
"that was like a child wrote it."
lmfao and your statement was exactly the kind I'd expect from a 50 something, illiterate, uneducated, half witted moron.
Now if you can think of something better to say, or write, be my fucking guest. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and get your tongue back inside corpsos ass where it belongs, bitch.
I hereby rest my case.
the poems are hilarious
keep em comin
lmao
my pleasure anon lmfao,,
chicky chicky bawk bawk
has got the menopause
Shes really old and wrinkly now
With blubber round her jaws
Her body’s in an awful state
Her hair is goin grey
She’s 10 years past her sell by date
Her teeth have gone astray
Her hearings gone all muffled and
She’s blind just like a bat
The mirrors all cracked in her house
Shes grateful just for that
Her eyebags look like rucksacks
Her tits swing off her thighs
Her big fat ass drags on the floor
Corp’s dick is just her size
It’s only just a 2inch schlong
And smells like sweaty cheese
He rams it up her tunnel
With a tub of monkey grease
The lazy bassids dont do much
To help themselves keep fit
cept spread their mouldy thighs apart
And take a great big shit
ta-da!
11/20/2008 08:26:00 AM no thought just wank, no style just bile.
11/20/2008 10:11:00 AM
heh heh anon, admit it ya fucktard, I,m good. LMFAO
quinlan31: sess, why assume all "help" in the whitehouse is black?
FFS quin accept the fact obamas the first black man to get into da white house without a fuckin broom
11/20/2008 05:21:00 PM
that was an old post from last month, quin was responding to another chatters remark about the black help at the whitehouse, stop trying to start crap
11/20/2008 05:47:00 PM
and i was respondin to that post a fuckin month later. shut yer fuckin yapper, cunt
franky_hawking: Woman work to feel they have skills
gentlepeace10: I work cause I gotta eat
dontbe.naive: monica is going 2 leave her stoopid husban for me once she leaves marryk
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
monicajean37: lucy are you going to let poh call allof your friends names?
monicajean37: is he that important?
lucyfurfegnugen: MOnica.....why are you obsessed with poh?
lucyfurfegnugen: this is chat....he can say whatever he wants...Im not hi skeeper
lucyfurfegnugen: I take the bullet for Poh.....Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
vengeful_poh25: you have people you can't tand, my fluff-lufff...
vengeful_poh25: I don't try to tell you who to like or talk to, that's not my job.
vengeful_poh25: mine is to luff you and pet you....
lucyfurfegnugen: Mine neither p
oh......yur an dult ( I think)
vengeful_poh25: you don't take any bullets for me, silly...
c02p024710n_51n: i really should boot you sag......but i wont....i just wanna see you make a complete ass of yerself
c02p024710n_51n: cia, used to say everyone with an IQ over 40 ignores corp......i guess cia's IQ is 39
roflmfao, c02p024710n_51n and IQ in the same sentence =)) lmao
Little by name though in truth she’s large, she peddles shit like a Potomac barge.
The lies flow from her unfettered hole, as welcome as the ferryman’s toll.
White by name though black of heart her whines punch like a feigned fart.
Snot beads form on her rancid growler as she lurks on the blog like a sex craved prowler.
Girl by name though this is false, they come most frequent to check her pulse.
Too scared to show her bovine ass, she settles for taggin’ with the alias pass.
This felching wiper of unparalleled fame is a bitter prisoner of her walking frame.
Her crotch hangs low and the Depends are loaded, no fool as her so easily goaded.
She jumps on command and never asks why, her only question is how fucking high?
ROFLMFAO
AWWWWW OSMO COMES TO HIS TARD BROS DEFENSE? LMAO
YER POETRY FUCKIN SUCKS
YOU CAN TRY BUT YER USELESS, JEST LIKE YER MONGOLOID BRO
DON,T HE MAKE YA FEEL ASHAMED?
LMFAO
DIS IS BETTER DAN SPAMMIN
MAKING FUCKIN MONKEYS OUTTA YA
RITE HERE IN YER OWN SEWER
ROFLMAO
NICE TRY OSMO,, BUT STILL FUCKING WAY OFF
"as welcome as the ferrymans toll"
?????????????????????????????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DITTY FROM SISTER RENEE TO BRO OSMO
You're the train inside my tunnel
You're the finger in my glove
You're the gear stick in my gearbox
My god this must be love
You're the drill inside my cavity
the handle in my broom
The lead that fills my pencil
oh come up to my room
You're the carrot in my crisper
You're the ladder to my loft
You're the pistol in my holster
fucksakes mind ya don’t go off
You're the sword inside my scabbard
The meat in my hotdog
You're the French stick in my basket
You're my snake and I'm your log
You're the eel that swims my waterhole
The spoon inside me drawers
You're the cork that seals my asshole
Yes it's you that I adores
In my engine you're the piston
You're the toothpaste in my tube
youre my roly poly pasta bro
I'm so in love with you
You're the rat inside my drainpipe
You're the log that burns my fire
The banana in my smoothie
Yes it's you that I desire
You're the bottle in my cooler
The plunger in me crapper
Your torpedo fills my submarine
but ye suck at bein a rapper
You are my phallic lover
We are a perfect fit
I'd like to do some things with you
I hope you eat my shit
ta-da! LMFAO ya cunt
ha ha ha ha love the poems
oskarmycis_ban_lagergarten: cell phone snooping is old stuff
oskarmycis_ban_lagergarten: I do it all the time
oskarmycis_ban_lagergarten: king james, do you have access to the time cemetery
oskarmycis_ban_lagergarten: there is much time in there
AnonyMong 11/21/2008 10:33:00 AM
It is unfortunate that you need someone to explain the meaning of the sentence you quoted. Two words may go a long way in assisting you...
Contextual Information!
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AnonyMoose 11/21/2008 10:46:00 AM
Four lines in and I decided to forgo any further suffering. I thought the Manny Clone was the only idiot capable of jerking off to the sight of his own literary genius, you have managed to cut yersel a sizable slice of the adolescent sperm pie. Needless to say any of your future attempts at comedic relief will be met with the same enthusiasm.
Cheers tard!
BTW: If I were you I'd fire the 12 year old Mong responsible for all the drivel you peddle... maybe what keeps you posting his kiddie rhymes is the thought you may still have your pedofile way with him.
Awwww and i wanna post this
you're the fucktard in the closet
A dirty little cum deposit
A yellow jizm stain that walks
A feathered fuck that squalks and bawks
The winker wanker bird
Not yet a full fledged turd
Just a smelly little furd
One of hugh heffners bunnies
For dub dub dub, dot dunnies
You're the wings beneath my wind
An arsehole that has sinned
A slimey little faggot
With a shit eating grin
A talking fucking maggot
Sucking the innie of benny hinn
Now ewe jest stop that cornfed
A shitting in yer bed
Ya fucking little smurf-alette
Engaging in soixante neuf, you bet
Can't have ya givin' head
With some bald headed, necro-ped
I know the meat was richard burtons
But the queef was from 'yer beef curtains
You filthy Hemorrhoid
Go suck pohs homo roids
Go fart another chorus of shite
You sound like the chatter mysterylight
C0rp__
Fuckit. Your momma done got one thang right osmo. Picked a name that fits you just swell. LMFAO. Osmosis. You and yer mentally retarded mongoloid bro corpseypoo are from the same stable. The production of offspring by the mating of individuals so closely related, known commonly as inbreeding, means that the recessive genes become homozygous. That,s what happens when your daddy is your momma,s brother. That,s why you’re both too fucking brainless to get it. What,s the betting your whole family grunts instead of speaking clearly. The odds are yawl fuckin unnerstan each other anyhoo. LMFAO
It came as no fucking surprise that you didn,t get either the subtlety of meditation, the freshness of the ideas (unless the shit parts appealed to your base instincts) of my magnificent poetry. You,d rather fuck sammY,s gapin bunghole, than admit my narratives are far superior to your oh so fucking feeble efforts. Couldn,t even raise a laugh at your attempts. More like pity. Pity poor corpse tryin so fucking hard to be smart but still smellin of shit. Pity bro osmo, the godfather of the fucking family with about as much sense as renee,s dirty tampons.
Marks out of ten for osmo. -6/10 (minus another 4 for assuming my prose doesn,t directly address the current situation and relevance of the idiots I,m parodying.)
For corpsepoo 0/10
Back to the drawing board with you assholes. Osmo don,t fucking try no more. Your pathetic efforts are making you look ridiculous. At least corpse can blame paroxysmal tics as well as inbreeding for his pitiable shots at poetry. The fact you posted your crappy effort makes me squirm in embarrassment on your behalf. LMFAO. Imma post it again, so everyone can have another fucking larf.
Haw haw
amarillojeannie: over the years i have taken WAY TOO MUCH ibuprofen
amarillojeannie: 20 or more a day for days on end
amarillojeannie: for years
what an idiot
franky_hawking: you dont need a toy if I am there, Crystal
franky_hawking: Steeler and Crystal are in love
franky_hawking: THIS IS WHAT LOVERS SAY TO EACH OTHER crystal_rayne_starr: steelerspgh1 Fuck off, dipshit.
franky_hawking: SMELL THE LOVE steelerspgh1: crystal hag... unless you can condemn native americans being allowed to kill whales shut your inconsistant pie hole
YET ANOTHER CLASSIC FROM THE SUPERMONG...
ANONYMONG: 11/22/2008 10:43:00 AM
It came as no fucking surprise that you didn,t get either the subtlety of meditation, the freshness of the ideas (unless the shit parts appealed to your base instincts) of my magnificent poetry.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm on the floor LMFAO at yer freshness HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The freshness of a truant 12 year old schoolboy tagging a subway wall... right next to a wino buttoning his fly and whispering in that guttural voice "Same time tomorrow?"...
Finally you get 100 marks out of 100 for your somewhat protracted response to our posts, they must have hurt you terribly. Never mind, rest your furrowed brow in those clumsy hands and dream of what might have been. Dream of a life, dream of having friends, dream of being young...
Now as the tears stream from those bloodshot eyes and down those wobbly jaws to drip upon that nicotine stained keyboard, take a moment to reflect upon those 100 SKID marks for ya pathetic assonant riddled fulminations.
What a ridiculous waste of air (good or bad) you are.
Cheers Little_White_Mong!
LMFAO@ osmotArd. I really got to ya huh? LMAO Keep em comin, cuz as long as they,re comin, I,m gittin undah ya skin.
lmfao, it,s like playin cat,n,mouse with the online equivalent of Laurel an fuckin Hardy. Or is that dumb,n,DUMBER?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
now jump agin OsmotUrd
Good God, 'little_white_mong,
You spend more in here, than he does...and Osmosis owns it.
Is this a case of the tail tryin' to wag the dog?..
Yer not doing a very good job, now are ya?
Was your father a drinker?
Did he come home to yer counzil flat and try to put a smile on your dial, injecting yer anus with his pork sword?
Try gargling mayonnaize, they tell me it cuts down on dental appointments, but i guess you already knew that..
Oh and BTW, the wino that Osmo mentioned was meeee..I was trying to attract George Michael , but got you instead..
'errr same bat time..
'same bat channel?
corp__
You saw it first here folks, LMFAO, on this crapheat of a blog, and brought to you by your intrepid reporter, Li,l White Girl........................
lemme refresh yer memories with this NEWSBREAKING confession. Ya heard it here first guys.
(Plays back recording of actual words spoken by the tUrds)
OSMOSIS: "The freshness of a truant 12 year old schoolboy tagging a subway wall... right next to a wino buttoning his fly and whispering in that guttural voice "Same time tomorrow?"...
CORPSE: Oh and BTW, the wino that Osmo mentioned was meeee..I was trying to attract George Michael , but got you instead
There you have it folks. corpse is an alcoholic, a dirty pedophile mong who spends his drunken nights face down in a heap of his own piss, and when it,s got the strength to remember where it,s schlong is, it preys on schoolkids. Straight from the horses' mouths. The horses from the same fuckin stables, lmfao. osmo and corp. LMFAO Only the tUrds could provide dis much free entertainment... pedophile LMFAO
=))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin priceless
once more......
in case ya missed it..............
CORPSE: Oh and BTW, the wino that Osmo mentioned was meeee..I was trying to attract George Michael , but got you instead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
amarillojeannie: i fell and landed with my arm in the empty trash can kevin
amarillojeannie: leaning forward
LMAO appears this old cunt spends its nights in da same run down projects as corpse. didya fall into da fuckin can lookin fer discarded wine bottles jeanni,,,, =)) ya fuckin ole tramp
Sacred Warrior: what ever amarillo, i aprisiate the offer to help, but im not interested in correction in spelling now. i get the point accrost
Earnesttt: Psalm 16:10; 30:3 - He will not be spared from death and yet remain incorrupt - Acts 2:31; 13:33,35 - Jesus conquered death and remained incorrupt.
Earnesttt: zoom, bull butter!!!
amarillojeannie: actually, you don't
Sacred Warrior: well then i satisfy my intent
amarillojeannie: i have no idea what your point is. lots of people don't. because you are illiterate.
Sacred Warrior: that satisfys me
amarillojeannie: well then you please yourself and not Christ
amarillojeannie: as i said before
pushing_the_envelope: Luke 11:29 .... This is an evil generation; they seek a sign; and there shall be no sign given it, but the sign of Jonah the profhet
Sacred Warrior: ok
amarillojeannie: you have NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD OR CHRIST
Earnesttt: Psalm 30:3; 41:10, 118:17; Hos 6:2 - He will be raised to life on the third day - Acts 13:33, Matt. 28:6; Mark 16:6; Luke 24:34,46 - Jesus was raised to life on the third day. Psalm 34:20 - He will not have broken bones - John 19:33,36 - none of Jesus' bones were broken.
pushing_the_envelope: The TRUTH is that Jesus called EVERYONE of His generation EVIL.
Earnesttt: Psalm 41:9; 55:12-14 - He will be betrayed by a friend - Matt. 10:4; 26:20-25; Mark 14:18-21; John 13:18 - Jesus was betrayed by a friend. Psalm 68:18 - He will ascend into heaven - Mark 16:19; Luke 24:51; John 20:17; Acts 1:9 - Jesus ascended into heaven.
Sacred Warrior: its good to know you speak for my father and only trust
makemesmile2600: goodshepherd, Jesus called evil those that demanded a sign
makemesmile2600: not all Christians are demanding a sign
Sacred Warrior: i'll take your word for it
Sacred Warrior:
yoseph_hanna joined the room
Earnesttt: Psalm 110:1 - He will sit at the right hand of God - Heb. 1:3; Acts 2:34-35 - Jesus sits at the right hand of God
amarillojeannie: i do not know your earthly father
amarillojeannie: i can not speak for him
zoom1zoom2zoom3: God's first of the ten commandements was not to worship any other one except him
pushing_the_envelope: Ms Gorman ... Look up the meaning of the word 'generation' for it will help you to understand Jesus words.
Earnesttt: Isaiah 50:6 - He will be spat upon - Matt. 26:67; Mark 15:19 - Jesus was spat upon. Isaiah 50:6; Mic. 5:1 - the ruler of Israel's cheek will be struck - Matt. 26:67; Luke 22:63; John 18:22 - Jesus was so struck and beaten
amarillojeannie: i don't reject Jesus' Church non teacher
makemesmile2600: bibleteacher, lay off of jeannie
zoom1zoom2zoom3: soon after Jesus died , u left God 1st commandement and worshipped jesus
amarillojeannie: i said you do not speak for God the Father, naive
You saw it first here folks, LMFAO, on this crapheat of a blog, and brought to you by your intrepid reporter, Li,l White Girl........................
lemme refresh yer memories with this NEWSBREAKING confession. Ya heard it here first guys.
(Plays back recording of actual words spoken by the tUrds)
OSMOSIS: "The freshness of a truant 12 year old schoolboy tagging a subway wall... right next to a wino buttoning his fly and whispering in that guttural voice "Same time tomorrow?"...
CORPSE: Oh and BTW, the wino that Osmo mentioned was meeee..I was trying to attract George Michael , but got you instead
There you have it folks. corpse is an alcoholic, a dirty pedophile mong who spends his drunken nights face down in a heap of his own piss, and when it,s got the strength to remember where it,s schlong is, it preys on schoolkids. Straight from the horses' mouths. The horses from the same fuckin stables, lmfao. osmo and corp. LMFAO Only the tUrds could provide dis much free entertainment... pedophile LMFAO
=))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin priceless
once more......
in case ya missed it..............
CORPSE: Oh and BTW, the wino that Osmo mentioned was meeee..I was trying to attract George Michael , but got you instead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11/23/2008 09:30:00 AM
assholes, i wanna keep dis on da top, lmfao,,,,, read it,n weep wideboys LMAO
Little_White_Mong tries once AGAIN (but fails miserably)to sound intelligent...
You saw it first here folks, LMFAO, on this crapheat of a blog, and brought to you by your intrepid reporter, Li,l White Girl
------------------------
Hardly a reporters ass.
Hardly intrepid.
Hardly a girl.
It is a sad state of affairs when someone is unable to stop themself from responding to the baited calls. It clearly despises this blog and has said so on countless occasions, it has to make you wonder if it has been spitting out the meds after nursey has left the room.
Anyway... I truly believe in the old adage "There's no such thing as bad publicity" and to that end I find it most beneficial to keep it on a leash and run it thru some of the easier hoops we have here on the blog.
E-tainment, waddaya gonna do...
Cheers!
Any future responses of mine will be made under the Main Dumpster Page (Menu 01).
I will throw up a relevant pic and take it from there.
LMFAO AT osmOcUnT You cant help yourself responding to me because I,ve made u look like a cunt from the get-go. Gotta love yer fucking stoopid attempts at blogging, limericks, poetry, u name it cunt, ur fucking hopeless at em. You even suggest that you,re baiting me? HAHAHAHAHA FFS even yer spastic followers here can see that I pull yer fucking strings. You ONLY respond when I make you look stupid. Which ain,t hard. I dont follow, mongs, I lead. heheheheh
mebbe yer mong bro corpseypoo (lmfao) wuz right. Mebbe the tail is waggin the dog.
Main Dumpster, lmfao. Like anyone gives a crap but you, lmfao..... "hey guys, imma guna elevate li,l white gurl to da dumpster - AGAIN". Shit man, I feel so fucking important now, thanks man, gee you,re swell. I just love it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jump poah boy jump, an keep jumpin till I tell ya to quit
hahahahaha
Cheers!
Little_White_Mong tries once AGAIN (but fails miserably)to sound intelligent...
ROFLMFAO. LOOK FAMILIAR? hahahahahaha
(Plays back recording of actual words spoken by the tUrds)
OSMOSIS: "The freshness of a truant 12 year old schoolboy tagging a subway wall... right next to a wino buttoning his fly and whispering in that guttural voice "Same time tomorrow?"...
CORPSE: Oh and BTW, the wino that Osmo mentioned was meeee..I was trying to attract George Michael , but got you instead
I kinda like diss headline, keep it runnin =))
LMAO Takin it to the main dumpster (wooooowwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee yeeeeee hawwwwww) imma hit da big time.
Taking it to the main craphole cuz ye,re lookin too fuckin stoopid rite here on the mainpage? hahahaha
(Plays back recording of actual words spoken by the tUrds)
OSMOSIS: "The freshness of a truant 12 year old schoolboy tagging a subway wall... right next to a wino buttoning his fly and whispering in that guttural voice "Same time tomorrow?"...
CORPSE: Oh and BTW, the wino that Osmo mentioned was meeee..I was trying to attract George Michael , but got you instead
stay on top :D gotta git the numbers up for november heheheheh
pedroghinelli: castro closed my family casino long time ago
Chad Kristian: its time for a time warp
Chad Kristian: its just a jump to the left
Chad Kristian: and a step to the right
Chad Kristian: put your hands on your hips
Chad Kristian: and draw your knees in tight
Chad Kristian: and do the pelvic thrusts it will drive you insane
Chad Kristian: lets do the time warp again
seraphimchad: I apologize...but even as a catholic I never quite understood some of the devotions
seraphimchad: too me just seemed like christian spells
river_wheat: chad.............no need to apologize for something you can't understand
The following is a masterpiece of prose, metre and flawless syntax. See for yourselves. Who knew he was a genius? Gee he was so pleased wiv shimself, don,t yawl agree its da most poifect piece of poetry wot uve seen since Philip Larkin? hahahaha for your delectation, I post again... corpsepoo,s triumph!
C0rp__
11/22/2008 06:19:00 AM
Awwww and i wanna post this
you're the fucktard in the closet
A dirty little cum deposit
A yellow jizm stain that walks
A feathered fuck that squalks and bawks
The winker wanker bird
Not yet a full fledged turd
Just a smelly little furd
One of hugh heffners bunnies
For dub dub dub, dot dunnies
You're the wings beneath my wind
An arsehole that has sinned
A slimey little faggot
With a shit eating grin
A talking fucking maggot
Sucking the innie of benny hinn
Now ewe jest stop that cornfed
A shitting in yer bed
Ya fucking little smurf-alette
Engaging in soixante neuf, you bet
Can't have ya givin' head
With some bald headed, necro-ped
I know the meat was richard burtons
But the queef was from 'yer beef curtains
You filthy Hemorrhoid
Go suck pohs homo roids
Go fart another chorus of shite
You sound like the chatter mysterylight
C0rp__
11/22/2008 06:19:00 AM
littleredhen_109: corp, actions speak louder than words.... your behaviour in here has always been beyond
Now just after hen dropped this obvious pearl of wisdom, she proceeded to call me a racist stupid man. No idea why that is, but keen to investigate, I asked her whether she was happy with sams current moniker (chickckickybawkbawk: which is a name she uses at rosary time to mock the accents of the philipina ladies who say the rosary)....unable to respond she left the room presumably to feed her snakes.lol.
_CIA
littleredhen_109: corp, actions speak louder than words.... your behaviour in here has always been beyond reproach.
quinlan (24/11/2008 07:31:46): this morning THIRD trip to the store, I have got to get my cornmeal
if the stupid cunt was organized and spent less time online, it wouldnt have to go to the fucking store for a third time by 7.30am. what a moron.
corps behavior beyond reproach =)) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
corp beyond reproach....I guess you can polish a turd
heh even if you could polish it, it would still stink
Turd with a cherry on top
cialovesyou: sam, your very moniker is a racial slur.
chicky_chicky.bawk_bawk:
cialovesyou: sam, your very moniker is a racial slur.
cialovesyou: there is no place for racism in the catholic church
cia is referring to the chicky.chicky_bawk_bawk name I have...
I would like to sincerely apologise to the following people an or country..
I say sorry to all the chickens who come into the room.
I say sorry to the country of Chicken
I say sorry if your name is chicken
I say sorry to the country of Bawk.
I say sorry to those from Bawk who are in room 1.
I say sorry to those named bawk, lets face it you have enough problems if that's your name.
I say to cialovesya.. go kiss my arse.
I asked her whether she was happy with sams current moniker (chickckickybawkbawk:
which is a name she uses at rosary time to mock the accents of the philipina ladies
who say the rosary)....unable to respond she left the room presumably to feed her
snakes.lol.
_CIA
Sam uses chicky_chicky_bawk_bawk to mock Ging, cause her chickens and roosters can
be heard in the back ground during the rosary, nothing to do with the others.
What is racist about that?
and what the hell has Sam's moniker got to do with Hen?
and what have Hen's snakes got to do with anything?
There are 4 Pinoy's and a couple of pinay people i know of, who mock Ging for that
very reason, 'I guess they are racist too?
littleredhen_109: cia... stupid little racist man on many occasions.... back into my
bin.... plop!
Hen didn't answer you, cause she put you on iggy 'DUH!
Ask Hen why she thinks you're racist Cia, i'm sure she has an excellent memory
It must be hard when 3 Australian Catholic women can't stand your guts...'4 if you
include Mariejoy. 'Even Familytree can't stand you.
Cia, you have more in common with Marcus, than you know'
Misogyny....Arrogance, and small mans problem....'big car small penis'
As Sam, errrr Chicky Bawk says...
Kiss my Arse, uhh make that cock, you closet Faggot!
C02p__$n0rP!!
roflmfao corpse and the other tUrds are obsessed with cia =)) heeefuckinlarious =))
Was i talking to you was i?
Get a fuckin' life, as i sign off @ 7-AM.and fuck around on my
vee-hickles..
Are you Cia_white_girl?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ya can't help yer fag self...i was responding to cia...not you,
Are you gay for me or something?
Get yourself another obsession ya queer fuck :)):))
Later Dick Cheese..............
chicky chicky bawk bawk
has got the menopause
Shes really old and wrinkly now
With blubber round her jaws
Her body’s in an awful state
Her hair is goin grey
She’s 10 years past her sell by date
Her teeth have gone astray
Her hearings gone all muffled and
She’s blind just like a bat
The mirrors all cracked in her house
Shes grateful just for that
Her eyebags look like rucksacks
Her tits swing off her thighs
Her big fat ass drags on the floor
Corp’s dick is just her size
It’s only just a 2inch schlong
And smells like sweaty cheese
He rams it up her tunnel
With a tub of monkey grease
The lazy bassids dont do much
To help themselves keep fit
cept spread their mouldy thighs
BAWK BAWK BAWK LMAO
quinlan31: cats, when you call to activate your new bank cards....debit or credit, they transfer callers to my town for identity theft protection
quinlan31: calls from all over the country pour into our little town
FUCKSAKES,, somebody call the fraud prevention squad. No fuckin wonder quinlard does its fuckin shoppin three times a day before 7-30 :)) it,s prolly usin someone elses id :))
Corp> anyone who describes your behavior as 'beyond reproach' isnt the sharpest pencil in the pack, nor are they honest in their Christian walk.
So I am not surprised they dont like me. The forces of both sides gather around the catholic church. The forces of love charity acceptance are persecuted by the spirit of guilt hate slander and selfishness.
The battle lines are clearly drawn. You have picked your side.
So be it.
above signed CIA
Hen didn't like you way long before i got on the scene there sonny.
And she is the sharp pencil in the box, she saw thru yer fucking bullshit, years ago!
Hen and Sam are clearly capable of tearing you a new asshole, i see them do it all the time.
Since when has my behavior got anything to do with you cia?
Like i said, you are more like Marcus, than you know.
A Christian walk?
The battle lines are clearly drawn
It's a chatroom! not a blood soaked field in the knightstemplar's path clearing a road to the holy land.
What i see is a self absorbed pontificating little man who thinks he knows best for everyone...well sunshine...ya don't!
You speak of Love Charity and Acceptance.
The Love you have is for yourself
The Charity is for Jen Jenster only
And the acceptance or lack of..is the failure to come to terms with your homosexuality.
corp__
familytree4: aquas is like a parasite - if you let her she will drill up your bum and lay her eggs there -- I have had her on iggy for 4 years now rescue
corpse said "Since when has my behavior got anything to do with you cia?"
i said "since when does anyone sayin the rosary have anything to do with u, corpse?" now stfu
franky_hawking: I want a viagra milk shake and will have all the guys and girls after me
Turd corpse got a bit of a stutter
when he tripped and fell into da gutter
and da heat from the sun
Burned a hole in his bum
And melted his bollocks like butter
lil red squawk hen is jest another ass lickin cunt, its got a fuking hump from all da brown nosin it does. Bitch
c02p024710n_51n: crawls on all fours and eats rotting cabbage wot fell outa sams botty
of course...'beyond reproach is our corp_dim
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miss_laurajanine: can kookaburras be dudes?
c02p024710n_51n: yep
Clash of the titans!
sagwaaus: Reward for Service: Mary, our lives will not be measured so much by our sins and failings
c02p024710n_51n: wheres my reward....you havent sucked my dick
observed during rosary. Lord help him.
Wait around cia.....it gets better
specially where yer gay ass is concerned....
c02p__
11/26/2008 04:34:00 AM
LMFAO Anon
11/26/2008 06:12:00 AM
yup anon id like to see the poor idiot explain that one to st peter
belleatchantry: ÿ I don't know anything about that moon must be before my time
belleatchantry: ÿ but I do know such things are banned
belleatchantry: ÿ I don't know what is mad cow
and shes suppose to be a brit? gimme a break
CiGay, i have a '25mb' MP3 of yer drunken A$$ arguing with sagwaaus over the right way to say the rosary, you are probably the most inane - inept piece of fucking garbage on the net. Sober up son!
For someone who has said in no uncertain terms you hate this blog, you sure do a fuckin' good job of posting on it.
A bit of fun with sam,and you go oooh goody' heres a little titbit i can use against corp...
FFS mate get a damned life, Ya faggot knob gobbler..
You were supposed to have me on ignore wern't you...what happened?
Anyway son, stay tooned, your drunken ass rant will be available for your viewing pleasure, when i get my Tex_A$$ round to uploading it.
Keep the anons and their boring crap a'cummin' You big ol Gay you!
c02p__
Oh, and to this dung beetle!
Anonymous said...
sagwaaus: Reward for Service: Mary, our lives will not be measured so much by our sins and failings
c02p024710n_51n: wheres my reward....you havent sucked my dick
observed during rosary. Lord help him.
11/26/2008 06:12:00 AM
It's a YAHOO room, with mentally diseased and drunken fuckholes saying it...Lord help them!
c02p__
lmfao at corp losin it hahahaha
signed
not cia
anon
Corp_dim
Congratulations on your full year subscription to CIA...all cia all the time. I hope you have hours of fun listening to the enclosed recordings of our sublime leader Chairman of the politburo CIA.
Please remember if your friends cant help but listen to CIA, they too can record him and listen to him in bed, or perhaps sitting thoughtfully by the fireplace sipping an expensive CabSav.
Please enjoy listening to me.
_CIA
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lmfao,,, look at bellea here. lurkin,,, lmao
skaigh2006
lmao
who luvs ya baby
Cigay
A derka derka derka derka 'hic
A derka derka derka derka 'stagger stagger crawl crawl!
Have another drink ya drunken bastard!
A derka derka derka derka!
c02p__
foxfire3963: my wife hinted that she wants something new that can go from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds.....so, I'm getting her a new bathroom scale
what a weenie
lmfao foxfire
!! to the new chatter who doesn't know much about this shithole. a corp - cia battle is nothing new. corp attacks a lot of arrogant people so stop yer fucking whining bitch and grow a pair of balls big enough to come at him in the room.
I SEE CHICKSHITS
dontbe.naive: I will GET rj for his snitdching me out!!! moanica and ystrella will still be mine!!!
losers
get
a
fucking
life
yeah losers alright. pathetic rosary bashers calling theirselves catholics? gimme a fuckin break, corp and co get a life
belleatchantry: what is out of pocket expense, sorry if im obtuse
quinlan31: belle, you pay for it out of your own pocket
Whaaaaa, i've been X-communicated by the bishop of Melbourne.
No longer catholic, according to an Aussie Drunk.
c02p__
dontbe_naive: spirit im cheokee / lakota / irish
for your delight once again, corpsey poohs masterpiece,, LMFAO
C0rp__
11/22/2008 06:19:00 AM
Awwww and i wanna post this
you're the fucktard in the closet
A dirty little cum deposit
A yellow jizm stain that walks
A feathered fuck that squalks and bawks
The winker wanker bird
Not yet a full fledged turd
Just a smelly little furd
One of hugh heffners bunnies
For dub dub dub, dot dunnies
You're the wings beneath my wind
An arsehole that has sinned
A slimey little faggot
With a shit eating grin
A talking fucking maggot
Sucking the innie of benny hinn
Now ewe jest stop that cornfed
A shitting in yer bed
Ya fucking little smurf-alette
Engaging in soixante neuf, you bet
Can't have ya givin' head
With some bald headed, necro-ped
I know the meat was richard burtons
But the queef was from 'yer beef curtains
You filthy Hemorrhoid
Go suck pohs homo roids
Go fart another chorus of shite
You sound like the chatter mysterylight
C0rp__
11/22/2008 06:19:00 AM
aint he da best poet ya ever seen?
ROFLMFAO
thereisnoviolentsolution: It makes me so mad that there are people not being saved because of people in here
Anonymous
11/30/2008 03:51:00 AM
Its not that bad considering the rest
christmas_miracle_mara: amarillojeannie On iggy...bye bye and God bless you!
amarillojeannie: i will pray to be perfect like mara
amarillojeannie: even though she iggied me
amarillojeannie: who is bobby
amarillojeannie: i am trying to be perfect as mara and sag are
amarillojeannie: but they won't show me how
amarillojeannie: mara and sag are lennon
amarillojeannie: will that make me perfect like mara and sag, corp
amarillojeannie: then i will get thorazine
amarillojeannie: to be perfect like them
amarillojeannie: then is that why cia hates me, corp
amarillojeannie: God bless catgirl
amarillojeannie: franky apparently thinks i am a vampire
amarillojeannie: he called protestants vampires,catgirl
amarillojeannie: franky, you are not very smart
amarillojeannie: you obviously do not see how offensive and insulting your comments are
amarillojeannie: you constantly alienate people
amarillojeannie: and i am not fighting..............i just want to be perfect like mara and sag
amarillojeannie: they constantly tell me how horrible i am
FOR FUCKSAKES CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE SHUT THIS LITTLE WHINING CUNT THE FUCK UP? ITS A FUCKIN PROTTY AND A FUCKING TROUBLE MAKIN DRIED UP OLE CUNT. PISS OFF JEANNIE, YA BORIN FUCK
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